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If you love a brilliantly written tale unlike anything you have ever read, you have GOT to read this book! Mr. Park has the most insanely uniquely awesome imagination that I have ever read!
Goodread Reviewer – Stephanie Hunt
Author Louis Park has created the first instalment in a really promising new horror series, one which contains the kind of sadistic freedom elements of works like The Purge and the more recent Joker incarnation … Overall, Gods and Psychopaths is a gloriously indulgent horror fantasy with lots of humor, intellect and good unclean fun.
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Black Scottish terriers aren’t particularly well-known for devouring civilisations, but Little Dog is.
Like most omnipotent beings, Little Dog finds boredom a constant problem, but the deity has just the right plaything to solve this, a psychopathic vagabond called Cain.
Cain never wanted to make a deal with the sadistic and petulant deity. All the psychopathic and eccentric vagabond ever wanted was to gorge on Manchester’s finest foods, fight the police and save the bumblebee through murderous rampages. Instead, he has to give bloodthirsty performance after bloodthirsty performance to keep the omnipotent being entertained. If he fails, he might just find that he — and the rest of the world — become the god’s snacks.
* If you like your violence gory, your heroes twisted, your sex messed up, and your comedy as black as your ex’s heart, then this is the book for you! *
Great stuff, full of delicious blasphemy, a nice little twist added to the cocktail of emotions, freak deaths and colourful characters that made us greedily jump onto this second part of Cain’s whereabouts.
Amazon Reviewer: Greg Triple
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Terry never wanted to be a messiah, the foul-mouthed psychopath only ever wanted to stay dead. Little Dog felt otherwise.
Terry is the newest performer in the elder god’s twisted show and happens to be Cain’s father. It’s going to be one killer family reunion filled with guts and gore, just hopefully not Cain’s.
To protect his Earth, Satan has devised a cunning plan and has sent Cain his newest servant for support: a bumbling and near-indestructible gimp. Cain might not want this help, but he’ll need it, as he’s only one wrong step away from dying and taking the whole damned world with him.
You know what you’re expecting. Nutty characters, plenty of violence, and a healthy amount of nonsense. This is a fun ride with a satisfying end, so get in.
Amazon Reviewer: BabyHawk
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The Apocalypse is on, and Cain has got better than front-row tickets; he’s the star of the show.
Killer aliens, a hell of a lot of guns, a psychopathic father who became ruler of Britain, all-out-war with a tyrannical fashionista, and running out of tea bags will all get in Cain’s way. But none will be more challenging than trying to understand the serial killer he loves.
It’s the finale for the elder god’s favourite entertainer. He needs to unleash his utmost primal violence and put on a performance of a lifetime. The world depends on it.
Great for those who like a bit of light-hearted Heaven and Hell goriness! Although dealing with some very disturbing mental health issues, this author does so in a way which makes you think about the fine line between good and evil without becoming bogged down in it. Highly recommended.
Amazon Reviewer: Kindle Customer
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Craig was cracking at every seam and approaching a mental breakdown fast, that is until Beelzebub saved him from such a fate. Indebted, the social worker must find people with corrupted souls, so Satan can exorcise and collect their inner demons that lurk within. To add devilish fun to the task, Craig must choose his targets by drawing an inverted crucifix inside their home with one of two colours. Red, they live, and the Lord of Darkness steals the evil from their souls, letting them go free to live their new lives. If he chooses black, they are exorcised and then feasted on alive. It should be an easy decision, as his job is to protect lives…right?
Oh, this was a real treat! Such a fun and unhinged book; I had an absolute blast with it. It has a lot of dark humor, action, gruesome elements, profanities, and low-brow jokes that you can’t help but love it for what it is.
Amazon Reviewer: Kindle Customer
It is a fun filled dark comedy that really hovers around the line and is not afraid to go too far.
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With a name like Dick Payne, isn’t it obvious that I’d grow up with anger problems? My life in London revolves around working minimum-wage jobs and then getting fired because I keep punching people to solve my problems. My broke self lives in a coffin-sized flat, and I treat baked beans like a gourmet meal. There isn’t a lot going for me, but by chance, I encounter a mad wizard who wants to teach me magic. I thought I would see better days… nope, the guy’s a total pervert, and he tries to murder me. He would have done it if it wasn’t for a little murder machine who escaped from a dimension called the Primal.
I should be happy about being saved, but the interdimensional terror has found a new home inside me and comes out, taking control of my body whenever he gets hungry. Not good when his favourite foods are demons and angels—alive and kicking.
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Life should be grand, as I don’t have to pay rent, I’ve got a cushy job, and I live with my two and only friends, a smack-talking ghost and a sentient rock who can wizard far better than I ever could. There is the minor issue of keeping Payne happy, but all we’ve got to do is summon a demon every so often for him to snack on. It should be easy enough, but as predictable as an English summer picnic getting rained on, we mess up BIG, accidentally freeing an elder demon from her prison in Hell.
It doesn’t get any better as this psycho hellspawn has taken a liking to me and her way to express such infatuation is to murder a load of innocent people and crush my soul into submission. I hate to admit it, but I need Payne to beat her, or a fate far worse than death waits for me.
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I should’ve known it wouldn’t have been long before the God squad focused their attention on me. Unfortunately, these aren’t the type who politely knock on your door, try to talk about the Bible and go away when you tell them you’re not interested. They’re the kind who enjoy dishing out hefty dosages of torture to make sure they get what they want.
These celestial goons aren’t giving chase because my mates and I accidentally released zombie snakes into London or because of my violent past. It’s because of Payne. The little murder machine is developing quite the fan club, as there seems to be a lot more to him and his past than he’s letting on. They’ll stop at nothing to remove him from me, even if it means ripping my soul out and giving me an agonizing death. Mate, there’s only one way out, right through Heaven’s meanest.
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